Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu

November 29, 2009

Well That Was Unexpected.

November 28, 2009

So yeah, my girlfriend's been nagging me and giving me a bunch of attitude in the past 30 minutes telling me that I should blog.

so here i am bloggin.

Today was aight, woke up and stayed at the same spot for another good 5 hours before finally getting up to meet my death. Black Friday.

I'm just kidding, it actually wasn't that bad at all . . . except finding a parking spot was just filled with me hearing "O MOTHER FU*KER!!!! I JUST PASSED THAT CAR, WHY IS IT BACKING UP NOW?!?!?! WTF?!?!?! I COULD'VE SWORN THAT SPOT WAS EMPTY WHEN I SAW IT 5 SECONDS AGO. GAAAH!!!!!".

Hung out at the mall with some people . . . and all in all it was a pretty good day.

I also watched "Trick r Treat" which wasn't as scary as i hoped it would be. Usually I would like, shat in my pants or something, but naaw, that didn't happen at all which is disappointing.

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I am dreading monday for soooo many reasons right now . . . .

November 27, 2009

Well, it's 2:15 AM And everyone else finally fell asleep . . . sooo bloggin time.

Thanksgiving was great.

. . .

uhhhhhh . . .

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I dunno what else to blog about.

I need some inspiration.

-_-

November 25, 2009

I Haven't made an AMV in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAWOuTO9m00

Yes.

I Made It.

So Asian?

Absolutely.

November 23, 2009

So people have been reminding me that i haven't been blogging. Ok. My bad. I guess I've been slacking a bit with the blogging but what can i say, i haven't had anything interesting to rant about.

actually.

no.

scratch that i just got an epiphany, but it's kinda weird how i'm typing EXACTLY what i'm saying in my head. Whatever.

My parents can be a pain sometimes, but they can also be pretty hilarious.

For example:

Once while eating at the dinner table we were having onion rings and fried chicken (wasn't expecting that now were you?) and my dad was getting all this grease on his hands. My mom walks up to start saying stuff and my dad just looks around for a paper towel and instead wipes the grease all over my mom's jeans without her knowing. Just . . . WOW. Either my parents REALLY love each other, or my dad's a ninja.

anyways, randomly my mom likes to wonder about my love life. Why? I dunno, just to screw with me i guess. It usually happens on sundays when i help her out with her shopping (Not cause i'm gay. CAUSE I'M A NICE KID.) and in the car it gets kinda silently awkward sometimes so it kinda goes like this i guess . . .

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Me: *music in ears*

Mom: Andrew . . . . . Andrew . . . . ANDREW . . . ANDREW!!!!

Me: Yah?

Mom: Soo . . . got any girls?

Me: . . . . . . . why?

Mom: I dunno, i'm just wondering . . . do you still go out with that black girl?

Me: Wa . . . . . Wah . . . I never went out with a black chick . . .

Mom: oooo . . . larry told me you did . . .

Me: . . . great.

Mom: so . . . . YOU LIKE LISA?

Me: No mom . . . NO.

Mom: WHY NOT? SHE SO PRETTY AND SMART. YOU SHOULD LIKE HER. O NVM. YOU CAN'T GET HER ANYWAY PROBABLY. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.

Me: o . . . ok . . . THANKS . . .

Mom: You Like Anyone?

Me: I Like Amy. You know, that white girl we met in Express

Mom: No You Don't.

Me: Why Not? She Likes me Too.

Mom: No she doesn't. No white girl can like you. I'm sorry. but you're asian, and no white girl can like you. it's impossible. You're too ugly.

Me: . . . . . . . . .

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I've been wondering lately though . . . i wonder how much of the things my mom tells me is true. She's always telling me how asian guys should always go with asian woman. Why? Because asian woman don't have the balls to dump an asian guy apparently. Wait . . . What? But you see . . . Asian woman ALWAYS FRIGGIN ALWAYS go for white guys . . .

so then wat?

What are asian guys left with then?

OTHER ASIAN GUYS?

Hmmmmmmm . . . . . .

You know, my mom is also always telling me, if i want a wife i should just be rich.

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. . . . .

doesn't this defeat the whole purpose of getting someone that you want to actually LOVE? I mean truth be told, i wouldn't be loving her . . . well . . . except in bed, that's the most loving i'm going to get. I mean yeah, all girls want is a guy that can financially support them . . . but still . . . what happened to the whole "true love" ordeal?

whatever.

November 17, 2009

I haven't blogged in like 5 days. My bad. I know that you all care about my life.

. . .

. . .

right.

Jordan Taylor Sat on my lap

Jordan Taylor Cuddled with me

Jordan Taylor's wallpaper on his phone is a picture of me

it's totally normal. Freaking. Normal.

Nothing new much has been going once except that I actually understand everything in my pre-calc class now, and i've been sleeping a lot more in my other classes, but i've still got A's in them so it's all good.

Life's pretty good for once.

Needs more surprises though, been kind of boring lately. Heck, i'll even take a girl randomly coming up to me telling me that she's pregnant with my baby. that'll make life pretty damn interesting.

. . .

Here's a Life Question For You: "IS . . . . it possible to kill a pokemon? I mean . . . they get f-ed up pretty bad . . . they seem pretty much indestructible. i've never seen a dead pokemon."

since I doubt she'll read this since she doesn't get on the computer a lot . . .(i don't think?)

. . .

I LOVE AMY JOHNSON.

yeah. good stuff.

good stuff.

November 12, 2009

Pretty much an average day today, except it was cold as mess outside. It was incredibly Nipply.

yes.

Nipply.

it was nipply outside.

Nothing much happened today at school, psychology was . . . well . . . psychologically boring . . . and Pre-calc was the same.

In US History though I was sitting there make hand animals with my neighbor . . . wow that was weird . . . then she started making "Pew pew" noises . . . so then we spent some time "pew pewing" Mr. Lawless. Good stuff O.o We also talked about miley cyrus today for some reason . . . of course being who i am i scream out that she's a skank. Apparently he didn't know what a skank was, and i had to explain him that a 16 year old girl who has nude pictures of herself on da net and went out with a 20 year old is a skank. glad that's covered.

anatomy was alright.

kinda awkward though, it's great being the only guy at the table and they're sitting there talking about how long their periods are. thanks for telling me. I'll keep a mental note. -_- syke . . .

Here comes another late night of doing homework . . . im such a procrastinator . . .

November 11, 2009

It Rained.

That is all.

November 9, 2009

~Rain Remix - Razah~

THIS POST IS WEIRDER THAN NORMAL. READ WITH CAUTION.

Word, so . . . yo . . . today, it's been pretty aight. slept for the first time at 10:00 yesterday so i actually had energy to wake up in the morning. went to school, usual, first period i had psychology and . . . did the usual. I slept. Then pre-calc came around second period and i spent the whole time during class thinking about random junk(well that explains my D Last quarter). In US History . . . goofed around, all that good stuff . . .

then lunch came around.

What The Balls.

so yeah, i was sitting with these girls and uhhh they all came to a conclusion that all guys were dickfaces. douchebags. assholes. Whatever floats your boat. And you know what . . . . damn, they're RIGHT. We ARE Douchebags/dickfaces/assholes.

except for me.

I'm special.

. . .

or just a pussy . . . one or the other . . .

but yeah, I just don't know. Why are we such doucheholefaces? Whenever a dude is interested in a girl . . . and a better one comes a long . . . 99% of the guy population drops the other girl and goes for the better one that comes a long even though the one girl they were interested in for like months probably got incredibly attached to them. Wat the Fuck. Really now? Why you gotta be such a whore and go for another girl just cause she's probably "better"? Big Whoop. You're gonna get with the better girl then drop her in like a week probably. Is it really worth it? Losing like possibly a year of awesomeness for a week of Amazingness?

i'll take the awesomeness, thanks.

And girls.

Damn.

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO TEMPTING?! THE TEASING. I MEAN REALLY?

Scenario 1:

Girl: EW PERV WHY YOU LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT?

Guy: Why you wearing a low-cut shirt and bending down? Yeah. STFU.

Scenario 2:

Girl: Heeeeeeey!!!

*hugs . . . . . . . . grabs ass*

Guy: *BONER*

And you girls sometimes wonder why you cant have true love . . . i dunno . . . maybe you should stop being so damn whorish.

I mean of course, there are the exceptions.

but seriously, i'm kinda tired of seeing these relationships that shouldn't even be considered a relationship . . . all you want is sex.

Scenario 3:

Girl: I Love You . . .

Guy: I Love You Too . . . Will You Go Out With Me?

Girl: Yes!!!!

*4 days later*

Girl: omgsh, last night was amazung! <3

Guy: Yeah, it was.

Guy: . . . .

Guy: Yeah, so I don't think this can work out . . . I think we should just be friends for a while, i'm not ready for a relationship.

. . . Bullshit, more like "Yeah . . . that was great, time for the next girl."

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im just ranting on now, i don't even know wat the main point of this whole blog is.

whatever.

November 8, 2009

So Let It Begin . . .

. . .

i'm going to lose. -_____-

Late Night Blogging 4

mmmm since i slept the whole day i can't really sleep now . . . so what else better to do then blog?

Cept . . . i have nothing to blog about O.o

well this is a colossal waste of time . . . and now im just typing exactly what i'm saying in my head . . . blah blah firetruck roar roar bee wooo wee hoo wee woo . .

. . .

dang.

. . .

this is gonna be a long night.

November 7, 2009

Slept the whole day today.

'nuff said.

November 6, 2009

Best.

Nap.

Ever.

Although, when i woke up i literally jumped out of my bed and into my wall. weird stuff. now my face hurts like hell.

November 4, 2009

Hmmm . . . . . . . . . . I AM SO FUCKED TOMORROW.

Report cards are coming out tomorrow . . . great . . . just great. I've always hated report cards, i swear they control our lives. They really do. Sooooo yeah . . . Psychology . . . B . . . Anatomy and Physiology . . . B . . . US History . . . B . . . Pre-Calculus . . . . . .

. . . .

. . . . . . . .

. . . . .

it's pretty bad.

This sucks.

Im not grounded.

I'm Super grounded.

Not even, i'm like im so grounded, i'm undergrounded. maaaaan . . .

i wish i could've done more things before i die . . . like maybe sky diving . . . or . . . or killing some zombies, or maybe killing someone like Jordan Taylor. That'd be nice. Nah. Not Really. He's a Cool Jew. He's between Adam Sandler and Seth green on my "cool Jew" list.

but seriously though, i'm gonna be super grounded so i'm probably gonna be blogging less . . . stuff like that. Maybe i'll be dead. who knows.

btw The Saltwater Room by Owl City is pretty good.

. . .

. . .

Fack me.

November 3, 2009

So i realized today a good amount of people are actually reading my blog . . . so starting sometime whenever I'll actually put up interesting stuff. If you're reading this blog you should advertise it >_> I mean the more people creeping on me the better right?

. . . i guess . . .

So apparently at school there was some kind of threat written on the bathroom stalls . . . it said something like "I hate everyone at this school, just wait until 2:18 and you'll all get it." sooo of course the administrators freak out and we're waiting outside of the school for like 40 minutes so they can search around the school for any bombs or stuff. So, the dog that they were using got into my backpack and they took away a bag of cookies i had in there. Whatever, I'm actually ok with it though because it was a bag of cookies that i bought in the beginning of the year and just left it in there. Some dude got arrested in the bus parking lot though; he did a backflip cause he was a showoff and all, and a knife fell out of his pocket when he did so. Yeah. Serves you right . . . Showoff.

Pre-Calc Is Whack.

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man i feel uneasy.

November 1, 2009

The start of a new month . . .

I couldn't really get much sleep last night, there's been too much going through my head lately and i just can't seem to get it out. Went for another run at 2 in the morning . . . who would've thought that the sprinklers came on at that time? I came home drenched and just went ahead and slept on my bed and now my bed is all wet.

Halloween was yesterday and i guess it was pretty exciting. I took my friend's batman costume and i used that to go trick or treating with some people and later that night ended up at ihop. The Joker was there cooking the food and we just stared each other down real hard . . . . . . . . man i wanted to just break through the kitchen and start a fight with him. It's just the natural thing to do right? During the day, hung out with Evan, Bao, and Rico and we decided to go to the mall and throw like 60 pennies into the fountain. 60 wishes . . . 1 is bound to come true right? hahaha.

Sometimes i wonder why people are so stubborn to go to great lengths just to try and prove that they're right. Even when they know they're wrong, they just want to be right. I mean, you can't always be right so stop being so annoying and just throw in the white flag and admit that you're wrong. It's too much bullcrap to deal with.

Whatever.

. . . . . . . . nothing left to blog about i guess.

It's the little things that get you through the day. Or even through the whole week.