November 23, 2009

So people have been reminding me that i haven't been blogging. Ok. My bad. I guess I've been slacking a bit with the blogging but what can i say, i haven't had anything interesting to rant about.

actually.

no.

scratch that i just got an epiphany, but it's kinda weird how i'm typing EXACTLY what i'm saying in my head. Whatever.

My parents can be a pain sometimes, but they can also be pretty hilarious.

For example:

Once while eating at the dinner table we were having onion rings and fried chicken (wasn't expecting that now were you?) and my dad was getting all this grease on his hands. My mom walks up to start saying stuff and my dad just looks around for a paper towel and instead wipes the grease all over my mom's jeans without her knowing. Just . . . WOW. Either my parents REALLY love each other, or my dad's a ninja.

anyways, randomly my mom likes to wonder about my love life. Why? I dunno, just to screw with me i guess. It usually happens on sundays when i help her out with her shopping (Not cause i'm gay. CAUSE I'M A NICE KID.) and in the car it gets kinda silently awkward sometimes so it kinda goes like this i guess . . .

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Me: *music in ears*

Mom: Andrew . . . . . Andrew . . . . ANDREW . . . ANDREW!!!!

Me: Yah?

Mom: Soo . . . got any girls?

Me: . . . . . . . why?

Mom: I dunno, i'm just wondering . . . do you still go out with that black girl?

Me: Wa . . . . . Wah . . . I never went out with a black chick . . .

Mom: oooo . . . larry told me you did . . .

Me: . . . great.

Mom: so . . . . YOU LIKE LISA?

Me: No mom . . . NO.

Mom: WHY NOT? SHE SO PRETTY AND SMART. YOU SHOULD LIKE HER. O NVM. YOU CAN'T GET HER ANYWAY PROBABLY. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.

Me: o . . . ok . . . THANKS . . .

Mom: You Like Anyone?

Me: I Like Amy. You know, that white girl we met in Express

Mom: No You Don't.

Me: Why Not? She Likes me Too.

Mom: No she doesn't. No white girl can like you. I'm sorry. but you're asian, and no white girl can like you. it's impossible. You're too ugly.

Me: . . . . . . . . .

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I've been wondering lately though . . . i wonder how much of the things my mom tells me is true. She's always telling me how asian guys should always go with asian woman. Why? Because asian woman don't have the balls to dump an asian guy apparently. Wait . . . What? But you see . . . Asian woman ALWAYS FRIGGIN ALWAYS go for white guys . . .

so then wat?

What are asian guys left with then?

OTHER ASIAN GUYS?

Hmmmmmmm . . . . . .

You know, my mom is also always telling me, if i want a wife i should just be rich.

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doesn't this defeat the whole purpose of getting someone that you want to actually LOVE? I mean truth be told, i wouldn't be loving her . . . well . . . except in bed, that's the most loving i'm going to get. I mean yeah, all girls want is a guy that can financially support them . . . but still . . . what happened to the whole "true love" ordeal?

whatever.