THIS POST IS WEIRDER THAN NORMAL. READ WITH CAUTION.
Word, so . . . yo . . . today, it's been pretty aight. slept for the first time at 10:00 yesterday so i actually had energy to wake up in the morning. went to school, usual, first period i had psychology and . . . did the usual. I slept. Then pre-calc came around second period and i spent the whole time during class thinking about random junk(well that explains my D Last quarter). In US History . . . goofed around, all that good stuff . . .
then lunch came around.
What The Balls.
so yeah, i was sitting with these girls and uhhh they all came to a conclusion that all guys were dickfaces. douchebags. assholes. Whatever floats your boat. And you know what . . . . damn, they're RIGHT. We ARE Douchebags/dickfaces/assholes.
except for me.
I'm special.
. . .
or just a pussy . . . one or the other . . .
but yeah, I just don't know. Why are we such doucheholefaces? Whenever a dude is interested in a girl . . . and a better one comes a long . . . 99% of the guy population drops the other girl and goes for the better one that comes a long even though the one girl they were interested in for like months probably got incredibly attached to them. Wat the Fuck. Really now? Why you gotta be such a whore and go for another girl just cause she's probably "better"? Big Whoop. You're gonna get with the better girl then drop her in like a week probably. Is it really worth it? Losing like possibly a year of awesomeness for a week of Amazingness?
i'll take the awesomeness, thanks.
And girls.
Damn.
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO TEMPTING?! THE TEASING. I MEAN REALLY?
Scenario 1:
Girl: EW PERV WHY YOU LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT?
Guy: Why you wearing a low-cut shirt and bending down? Yeah. STFU.
Scenario 2:
Girl: Heeeeeeey!!!
*hugs . . . . . . . . grabs ass*
Guy: *BONER*
And you girls sometimes wonder why you cant have true love . . . i dunno . . . maybe you should stop being so damn whorish.
I mean of course, there are the exceptions.
but seriously, i'm kinda tired of seeing these relationships that shouldn't even be considered a relationship . . . all you want is sex.
Scenario 3:
Girl: I Love You . . .
Guy: I Love You Too . . . Will You Go Out With Me?
Girl: Yes!!!!
*4 days later*
Girl: omgsh, last night was amazung! <3
Guy: Yeah, it was.
Guy: . . . .
Guy: Yeah, so I don't think this can work out . . . I think we should just be friends for a while, i'm not ready for a relationship.
. . . Bullshit, more like "Yeah . . . that was great, time for the next girl."
. . .
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im just ranting on now, i don't even know wat the main point of this whole blog is.
whatever.
I dunno what the point of this is either. Lemme shine some light in on this. First, 99% is over exaggerating by a lot. The real statistics are closer to approximately 47% of men and 32% of women actually succumb to "mate poaching." Evolutionarily, why do girls and guys choose to poach mates that are already taken? One theory is that when someone is already in a relationship it's like they've been pre-screened by their significant other as being suitable for reproduction.
ReplyDeleteOne study showed that when women were asked anonymously whether they would choose a certain man to date 59% were interested, but when that same man was described as being taken, that number went up to 90%. We may not be conscious of this fact but as people why we date, get married, is really simple biology, to reproduce. Males by nature want to pass on as much of their genes as possible, and females want a male that sticks around to ensure that their offspring survive to adulthood. Why, because traditionally it was not uncommon for women to die during childbirth throughout history.
ReplyDeleteMen don't have the same risks so they want to spread their seed, women have a lot of energy and time that needs to be used up so females have evolved to want to invest more time into one mate to make sure the offspring lives. People who don't want to have kids . . . that's something different with a different theory. Now let's look at the people who are likely to be mate poached. It's all based on the maturity level and personality types.
ReplyDeleteBased on the Big 5 personality types: Extroverted, Neurotic, Agreeable, Openness, and Conscientiousness. People who are extroverted are the most likely to be approached by a mate poacher but people who have a more neurotic personality type are the ones that are most likely to accept the mate poaching attempt. Those who rate high on the agreeable personality type are least likely to accept the attempt.
ReplyDeleteA lot of times people are biased toward just telling stories of how they lost someone that they're with to another person because it's what sticks out the most, it's what's worth telling, making it seem like that's the norm, when in actuality it isn't. To make a generalized statement that men are douche bags is a bit of an overstatement, there are those guys out there as well as girls that are loose, but that's most likely not the majority.
ReplyDelete. . . the hell do they teach you in psychology
::chuckle:: sorry man
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh hahahah.
ReplyDeletegood job Andrewww (:
Makes me almost wonder.. are you a pervert too? O_o
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